8 Evil Monsters
8 evil monsters
Creeping down the hall.
4 hold a table,
4 hold a bowling ball.
1 evil monster
Trips on a tile.
There goes the ball,
Flying for a while.
4 evil monsters
Squashed by the ball.
Now there are only 4
Left in the hall.
4 evil monsters
Drop the table in surprise.
Now all that's left of them
Are the mushed whites of their eyes.
Creeping down the hall.
4 hold a table,
4 hold a bowling ball.
1 evil monster
Trips on a tile.
There goes the ball,
Flying for a while.
4 evil monsters
Squashed by the ball.
Now there are only 4
Left in the hall.
4 evil monsters
Drop the table in surprise.
Now all that's left of them
Are the mushed whites of their eyes.
ACTION!
"ACTION!" says the camera man
As he sips some soda from a can.
"CUT" shouts the loud director
As he gulps down some peach nectar.
While the actor slaves away,
The camera man and director
Play all day.
The actor stops,
Repeats that scene,
Thinks the camera and director
Are really mean.
Finally, he shatters them with a scream
And treats himself
To vanilla ice cream.
As he sips some soda from a can.
"CUT" shouts the loud director
As he gulps down some peach nectar.
While the actor slaves away,
The camera man and director
Play all day.
The actor stops,
Repeats that scene,
Thinks the camera and director
Are really mean.
Finally, he shatters them with a scream
And treats himself
To vanilla ice cream.
Emily, Emily
Emily, Emily,
Had a birthday party.
Then she played checkers
With a boy named Marty.
Emily, Emily,
Went shopping with Alice.
Alice kicked her by accident
Now Emily had a feeling of malice.
Emily, Emily,
Drank some tea.
Then somebody stole her golden house key.
Emily, Emily,
Had enough.
She escaped from her house
On the bluff.
Had a birthday party.
Then she played checkers
With a boy named Marty.
Emily, Emily,
Went shopping with Alice.
Alice kicked her by accident
Now Emily had a feeling of malice.
Emily, Emily,
Drank some tea.
Then somebody stole her golden house key.
Emily, Emily,
Had enough.
She escaped from her house
On the bluff.
